Tried to find my sock
No good, it's lost
Need a shave
Cut myself, need a new blade
Tried to fry an egg
Broke the yolk, no joke
Look at my watch, just to tell the time but the hand's come off mine
I turned up early in time for our date
But then you turn up late, something goes wrong again
Need a drink, go to the pub
But the bugger's shut, something goes wrong again
Ah, something goes wrong again